Friday, June 8, 2007

(Insert pun here as blog title)

So, yeah, I got a job. Again.
This time around, I won't be saving lives or wearing a swimsuit... there we go, take a sigh of relief in knowing that I do not hold your life in my hands, and you probably will not be seeing my pasty thighs any time soon.
Rather, I'm following in the footsteps of Dustin and LFD and hosting @ a restaurant. Specifically, Cheeseburger in Paradise in Eastgate. I realize that it has cheeseburger in the title, but it's no McDonald's- it's kind of like Red Robin for Jimmy Buffet fanatics. Seriously. It's named after the song, and the stupid song comes on every hour on the hour. I basically just wear a polo and khakis and escort people to their tables. The hard parts are:
-Memorizing the table numbers- they go from 1 to 76.
-Making sure all of the servers get an equal ammount of tables
-Folding the silverware into the napkin... I'm incredibly slow.
Aside from that, it's a cushy job. While I don't make much money by the hour, the tips more than make up for it. Not to mention the discounted food I get, which is great since my parents are out of town this weekend and I'm in charge of feeding myself. I just finished the most delicious chicken... delicious. Come visit me sometime.

ELEVATION in 17 DAYS!!

Live big, stay classy.

posted by drew.troller at 2:47 PM

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