I'm officially out of corny blog titles

I know, it's pretty bad. The only word I can think of is "atrocious," and even that doesn't do it justice. I mean come on. Metallic blue pants, yellow and white striped shirt, red and yellow vest, red beret thingy, and rainbow jacket? One night I made fun of it on stage by adlibbing that I had won the jacket off an ice cream vendor in a dice game.
Ugh. I hate when hideous costumes detract from my natural beauty. That jacket doesn't deserve to be worn on such an aesthetic form as my own.
By the way, I STRONGLY reccommend reading the book Life of Pi by Yann Martel. I'm reading it in my English class and I can't put it down.
Oh, yeah, and the show went well. Live big, stay classy, all that jazz.
3 Comments:
Don't scuttle the boat dude.
mistakes like that can happen to anyone!
Oh honestly, Troller. You thought that YOUR costume was bad?? You have no idea. I felt like the prostitute-version of Big Bird. And that was only my first costume!
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